Dystopic Express

Thursday, November 14, 2013

DE #14 - Topic: Good manners cost nothing

Dystopic Express #14 - Topic: Good manners cost nothing

Marc Aurel and Banana Joe meet in the danceclass for young fathers. Marc Aurel proclaims he can do mad shit with drums and Banana Joe replied: 'I'd be the judge of that' and in return asked him 'whose debacle?' Marc Aurel just simply replied: 'yes, I love it sooo, but not with you!' which led to Banana Joe silently wondering if jelly fish are actual fish made of jelly. Together they shouted: 'we are the champions!' As a comment on that a star exploded, but the light would hit earth only in a couple million years.

Mona Lisa was in a run-down abandoned abbatoir, together with the magellan nebula. She took it and sauteed it lighty, then added onions, a dash of MSG and chicken salt, she then immersed it in gelatine and left it to set. Satisfied she mumbled to herself 'listen to simons speech!' But suddenly the well prepared magellan nebula turned into a magic pen. Mona Lisa shouted: 'Why do you always eat my fucking hair I've lost in the bathtub?' - Silence reigned. A pin dropped. Nobody cared.

Dumbo was once in the midst of nothingness when he found a soup ladle. He did not hesitate and turned it into an octaeder screaming: 'Aaaaaaargh!' But suddenly the ladle turned into a boomerang. Dumbo shouted: 'where the fuck is my nose gone?' As a consequence he painted his naked body and hugged random people on the street.

Friday, October 11, 2013

DE #13: Consequences

Helge Schneider encountered the neighbour in the dormitory right after they had eaten the magic mushrooms. 'Ma va fanculo' said Helge; 'Wawh! Let's do it man, I love it!' replied the neighbour. 'Do you you wanna go to the moon with me?' asked Herr Schneider, causing the neighbour to state 'I don't like the smell of fish'. 'Damn' these pinching pants' thought Helge to himself, while the neighbour pondered 'I love this warm air - I think I wont leave - I just wanna stay here forever'. Just then Helge Schneider's head exploded and the neighbour couldn't help but laugh.

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Nena and Edison were together in a car right before they jumped. 'What a mess you've made' said she, and he said 'I always wanted to jump!' She asked 'why are you so beautiful' and Edison responded 'Trust me, I know exactly what to do'.

Nena thought 'Fuck that's too much!'

Thomas though 'Why the fuck did I forget my watch?!'

What happened next?

You mean you didn't hear about it?