Dystopic Express

Lemmy (from Motorhead) encountered Boris Becker, in the Bum Bum… He said 'We should do this more often' to which the tennis titan replied 'Fuck You! Können sie sich bitte wiederholen?' 'I don't know if I express myself right if I say: Fuck You!' retorted the bassist. Boris thought to himself 'What is that Buzzing sound? Can everyone else hear it??' and together they shouted 'Fire!' Soon after, aliens landed in the front garden and they invited them in for a nice cup of tea.

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Pezwo met an old man in a Santa suit in the queue at the Hühnerhaus and remarked 'today, I hope to accomplish nothing.' 'I think it's obvious you're too smart for me. Gibt mir was zum essen?' was the old impersonator's response 'Die einen tanzen, die anderen sterben' was Pezwo's reply. The old man thought to himself 'I'd rather not say what I'm thinking right now…' and they yelled 'Viva la Espadrillos!!' as they removed their shoes and socks, took each other by the hand and walked out in to the street.

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Louis Vuitton bumped into ein Strichmännchen at the bottom of an old well, just after the first roasted chicken. 'We don't have much time, sunrise in in 2 hours' he remarked, to which the stickman retorted 'let's go play some ping pong'. 'I really like Pom Poms. Dp you have anything to say about Pom Poms?' the fashion god enquired. 'That's my little secret' replied the stickman, coyly. Louis thought 'I can't breath! I've really got to make some changes.' Stickman thought 'Phew, don't think they noticed'. A bird started to sing a beautiful song about death, violence and torture.

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Jimi Hendrix and Putin where together in the Job Centre during the First Era. 'I don't want to go to school anymore' moaned the musician. 'What's going on? I don't understand' decried the dictator. Jim asked Vlad 'What Jazz actually is?' Vlad told Jim 'Nuance'. Hendrix thought 'What the fuck I'm doing with my life?' and Putin thought 'what a geile scheiße!' Then dinner was ready

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Charles de Perpignan (inventor of the bottomless floor) and Jesus were at home, cuddling with pillows this morning. Charles said 'I'd say that's the biggest I've ever seen' and Jesus replied 'I get an itch in my brain when you talk to me like that.' 'Are you living in Berlin' enquired the Frenchman? 'When my Mum was alive she always kept me from people like you. That's why I killed her' replied the Nazarite. 'Daym these pants are tight!' mused the inventor, while the prophet thought 'You complete me'. They both looked up to the stars and thought 'Wow, we're so tiny…'

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The haunting ghost of Richard Nixon met Batman's Robin in an empty cellar. 'Let's get out of here' spoke the spectre; 'Oh my… I don't feel too well' wailed the boy wonder. 'Hast du hunger?' he asked wearily, to which the ghoul replied 'verbren wir bloß keine zeit!' 'I think I left the oven on' thought the sidekick to himself as they yelled together: 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' And all the boys dropped their armour and the girls screamed as though they would go insane.