Friday, October 11, 2013

DE #13: Consequences

DE #13: Consequences


Helge Schneider encountered the neighbour in the dormitory right after they had eaten the magic mushrooms. 'Ma va fanculo' said Helge; 'Wawh! Let's do it man, I love it!' replied the neighbour. 'Do you you wanna go to the moon with me?' asked Herr Schneider, causing the neighbour to state 'I don't like the smell of fish'. 'Damn' these pinching pants' thought Helge to himself, while the neighbour pondered 'I love this warm air - I think I wont leave - I just wanna stay here forever'. Just then Helge Schneider's head exploded and the neighbour couldn't help but laugh.


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Nena and Edison were together in a car right before they jumped. 'What a mess you've made' said she, and he said 'I always wanted to jump!' She asked 'why are you so beautiful' and Edison responded 'Trust me, I know exactly what to do'. 
Nena thought 'Fuck that's too much!'
Thomas though 'Why the fuck did I forget my watch?!'
What happened next?
You mean you didn't hear about it?

DE #13: Drawing 'Chinese Whispers'

Someone draws a picture, the next person describes it. The next person can only see the description and has to draw a picture. Repeat...



DE #13 Topic: Why are flowers pretty?








DE #13 Topic: Wenn Wagenknecht jetzt Kanzlerin wäre










DE #13: Exquisite Corpses