Dystopic Express # 16 - 29.11.2013 - New News
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Dystopic Express Vol.1 ONLINE & PRINT
Dystopic Express Vol.1
We have compiled some of the best texts and drawings from the first few sessions into a nice little book which is available now!
Here's an online version for those of you unable to get hold of one...
Enjoy!
Thursday, November 14, 2013
DE #14 - Consequences
Dystopic Express #14 - Consequences Dialogues
Marc Aurel and Banana Joe meet in the danceclass for young fathers. Marc Aurel proclaims he can do mad shit with drums and Banana Joe replied: 'I'd be the judge of that' and in return asked him 'whose debacle?' Marc Aurel just simply replied: 'yes, I love it sooo, but not with you!' which led to Banana Joe silently wondering if jelly fish are actual fish made of jelly. Together they shouted: 'we are the champions!' As a comment on that a star exploded, but the light would hit earth only in a couple million years.
Mona Lisa was in a run-down abandoned
abbatoir, together with the magellan nebula. She took it and sauteed
it lighty, then added onions, a dash of MSG and chicken salt, she
then immersed it in gelatine and left it to set. Satisfied she
mumbled to herself 'listen to simons speech!' But suddenly the well
prepared magellan nebula turned into a magic pen. Mona Lisa shouted:
'Why do you always eat my fucking hair I've lost in the bathtub?' -
Silence reigned. A pin dropped. Nobody cared.
Dumbo was once in the midst of
nothingness when he found a soup ladle. He did not hesitate and
turned it into an octaeder screaming: 'Aaaaaaargh!' But suddenly the
ladle turned into a boomerang. Dumbo shouted: 'where the fuck is my
nose gone?' As a consequence he painted his naked body and hugged
random people on the street.
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